Update: now up to $4.69 up $.40 a gal. in less than 6 weeks! Isn't this an election year?
From 3 weeks ago: 9 Days ago I was bitching about how gas had jumped $.48 in 9 days, now 9 days later its gone up $.51 a gallon! Thats Fu%*king $.99 in less than 3 weeks! When will this bullshit stop? Get a little edge go to http://www.gasbuddy.com/ find out the prices in your neck of the woods. The Fu*%ing shit is now up to $4.29 gal.
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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,
> >DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
> >
> >" My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has
> >been completed.
> >
> >Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
> >mission in Iraq is complete.
> >
> >This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces
> >from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to
> >begin the reckoning.
> >
> >
> >Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which
> >have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short . The
> >United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the
> >countries listed there.
> >
> >The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the
> >world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
> >copies of both lists later this evening.
> >
> >Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
> >nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> >during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi
> >war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO
> >IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.
> >
> >The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> >Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
> >
> >Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France .
> >
> >In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
> >toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home . On that
> >note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you
> >down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
> >
> >Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China .
> >
> >I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
> >Germany , and Russia Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> >from NATO as well. Bon ne chance, me z a mies.
> >
> >I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
> >diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
> >tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> >crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> >have tens of =20 thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> >watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the
> >finest chop shops in the world. I love New York
> >
> >A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely
> >to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> >pissing us off for a change.
> >
> >Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt government
> >really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra
> >thousandtanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going
> >to put 'em? Yep, border security.
> >
> >Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting
> >now.
> >
> >We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil
> >in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to
> >come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you
> >to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.
> >
> >It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
> >Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn
> >tootin.'
> >
> >Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> >world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
> >planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to eliminate
> >homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank
> >you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.
> >
> >To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak
> >Arabic.
> >
> >God bless America . Thank you and good night. "
> >
> >If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
> >thank a soldier.
> >
> >(Please forward this to at least ten friends and see what happens! Let's
get this to every USA computer!)
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